I haven’t drank this many bottles of water consecutively since the one time I got really drunk and I tried to sober up before I got home to my family

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  • #I'm sick #and i have to piss all the time #what a wretched life #Never fuck with liquor thats has the word devil in it #devil springs #160 proof vodka more like proof of 160 ways to ruin your life
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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

earthdad:

why do this to yourself

dick too bomb

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mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

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